Ahoy Matey!

Ahoy Matey!

I said I bathed every day…

My pirate name is:
Dirty Mary Rackham

You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

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3 Responses to “Ahoy Matey!”

  1. Nick Says:

    My pirate name is:

    Iron Jack Kidd

    A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

    Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

  2. crazysox Says:

    Right on! I have wanted to tell you take a shower for a while… just kidding you always smell sweet to me!

  3. Heather Says:

    My pirate name is:
    Captain Ethel Bonney

    Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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