Is guilt the fault of the one feeling guilty or the one making you feel guilty?

I love you, Sweetie!

My baby girl is 10! She wanted a 70’s disco party, so that’s why she has the get-up. It was actually a blast. The kids left saying it was the best party ever! Wow. Score!

Why a 15 year old is still in Junior High School?

This is pretty good. I  guess we did ok.

Thanks to Dooce.

We took off to the nearest snow today and had a lot of fun! The boys dug up a picnic table that had been buried in snow and the kids were climbing in the hole. Riley likes to play the dramatic role, of course. See more here.

1. The “word” WOOT.

2. People who call back and don’t listen to the voice mail you left. (I excuse my sister from this. I know she won’t listen so I don’t leave one.)

3. Mixing up cliche’s. (Nip it in the butt. -it’s BUD, dangit!)

4. People who try to talk to me in the middle of a set. (Lifting)

5. The man at the gym who sweats like a running faucet. I’m NOT exaggerating. It’s disgusting.

6. Blogs that are purposefully vague. What a waste of time.

Thank you. I feel better.

BANNED FROM WALMART………..
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
DON’T TAKE ME IF I DON’T WANT TO GO………..

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her
husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men–he found shopping
boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women–she
loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following
letter from
her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and maybe
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against
Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.’

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’

And last, but not least ..

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!’

Regards,
Walmart

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